Season
Episodes
Scissors Gets a Job
Scissors, struggling to make ends meet, is repeatedly fired from various jobs until he lands a position as a janitor for a secret crime-fighting organization, embarking on his first (and only) mission to confront a supervillain alongside his fellow janitors.
The Arctic
After the heater breaks, freezing their apartment, Paper tries to save his friends while Lou attends Landlord Con.
Paper's Big Lie
Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.
Weekend Story
Scissors helps Paper have a weekend interesting enough to impress Pencil. Even more exciting: Rock buys a hat.
Scrubs
Paper tries to get respect by dressing as a doctor; Scissors tries to get more by dressing as a basketball star.
Key Limes
Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.
Prank War
Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil; Pencil has a secret weapon.
Pencil Comes Over
When Pencil comes over to watch a horror movie, Paper worries he'll be too scared to handle it.
The Fart Joke Debate
When Paper doesn't think that fart jokes are funny, Pencil, Scissors & Rock get help from a old comedian who used to tell stand-up comedy using fart jokes.
Hide and Seek
The trio plays a game of hide and seek that spans the globe and takes decades to complete.
The First Lou Episode
In order to make him lower the rent, Rock, Paper & Scissors help their grumpy landlord Lou on his bucket list for one thing: becoming a pop star.
Paper's Secret Weapon
Rock and Scissors learn that Paper invents better when angry. So, as his friends, they try to enrage him.
Birthday Police
When Scissors constructs a lie that it was Rock's birthday in an opportunity to get free cake, the trio gets caught and is on the run from the Birthday Police, and hide in an underground cave with other people who have done the same thing.
Putty
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to prove they shouldn't be replaced by their incredible new friend, Putty.
The Susan
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to transform their unusual car, The Susan, into a prize-winning vehicle.
Eyebrows
Paper gives Rock mechanical eyebrows to help with an audition. Scissors has an adventure with stand-ins.
The Wind
There's a light wind, and Paper is far from home. Will Rock and Scissors save him or will Paper blow away forever?
Six Pieces of Turkey
When Rock's TV dinner isn't as plentiful as advertised, he fights for justice. Scissors works for the company.
The Sled Hill
After Scissors breaks his arm from sledding, he tries to hide it from Paper so he doesn't have to hear him say "I was right!"
National Paper Day
After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own.
Pogo Sticks
To attend the Rat Bros' party, the trio tries to get their hands on the latest cool item: pogo sticks.
Car Wash
Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp. Paper and Scissors see if the company is exactly what it sounds like.
The Other Rock Paper Scissors
Rock, Paper, and Scissors meet another trio with their same names. Our trio tries to prove they're not the worst.
The Astonishing Catalina
Rock and Paper try to end a feud between Scissors and a powerful magician before her magic ruins their lives.
The Holiday Picture
The trio’s perfect holiday photo is ruined by a ghost who follows them everywhere… and won’t smile for the camera.
Bowling
Rock challenges Scissors to a high-stakes bowling game. Unfortunately, Rock's never bowled a day in his life.
The Character Quiz
When a personality quiz gives Rock the worst result, he tries to prove to everyone that he knows who he truly is.
Potato
When his friends become obsessed with Rock's friend, Potato, Paper tries to win back their attention.
Paper's Book Club
In order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.
The Family Business
When Rock's dad comes to town, Rock joins the family business in an attempt to finally impress his father.
Scissors' Catapult
Someone from Scissors' past returns and threatens to kick his butt unless Scissors mows his lawn.
Pencil and Potato
Pencil gets lost in the mountains and tries to find a way home with the help of Potato... who's very unhelpful.
Resolutions
Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours.
Glitter Bomb
After receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.
Helping with the Groceries
Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.
Diapers
Scissors blindly sells his likeness to a new company... which turns out to sell diapers for babies with huge poops.
R.O.V.E.R.
Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he's ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.
Trash
Paper tries to make Scissors do his one chore while Rock looks for the perfect fantasy romance.
Cast
Ron Funches
Rock (voice)
Thomas Lennon
Paper (voice)
Carlos Alazraqui
Scissors (voice)